Tuesday, January 07, 2014

Ten Signs She Is Not Into You!

Posted by Sunaina Patnaik at Tuesday, January 07, 2014

We all have read enough articles on how to know if a man is not into you. In fact, we watched a movie too. I will let you into a secret, most of us don't care if a man is not into us. It is a man's job to flatter us, and display his awesomeness a little flamboyantly. We, women, will relax, and pick the best. 

Some men just do not stop picking signs to check if a woman likes them or not. These poor men put on their puppy faces and do so much and yet face rejection, and start bashing women everywhere. So, to make this better, I'll tell you how to know if she is not into you. Very simple, cliched ones. I am sure most of the men have already experienced them.

1. You are so sweet that you like all her pictures, check-ins, selfies, statuses, and basically, you don't just stop there. You retweet her tweets, and repost all her Instagram pictures too. 

She does not give two hoots about all this. Let alone liking your pictures, she would not even acknowledge your very presence for all we know.

No, she is not mean. She is just not into you!

2. A girl is totally into you if she uses WhatsApp just for you. If she texts you only when she is bored, you know what it means, right?

And oh, must I mention that she will never return any of your calls?

3. If she does not talk about you to her friends, then she is definitely not into you. We, women, tend to discuss even about a stray dog lurking around in our neighbourhood.

So, if a woman doesn't brag about a man in front of her friends, it is a clear no-no.

4. Isn't it ludicrous that she always has an excuse to avoid meeting you? I mean, it is just like she wrote down all those reasons in a notebook, and each time you ask her out, one of those famous reasons are hurled at you.

Life is cruel, mate. Can't help it!

5. She will NEVER dress up when she has to meet you. She might turn up as an alien with a messy hairdo, no make up, and kohl that smudges.

If a woman doesn't get dolled up for you, it means she doesn't care. At all.

6. She will never talk to you about her favourite writers. She will never share her secrets with you. She will never share her playlist with you.

She will always treat you like an outsider. 

7. She makes more plans with her girlfriends than you. 

8. You feel like an interloper when you are out with her friends. You feel uncomfortable, and she does not make any effort to make you feel comfortable.

9. Your plans with her includes only movies where both of you don't have to communicate. 

She will never let you pay her bills. She unleashes feminism talk when you insist on paying her share of the bill too.

She won't do lunches, long drives, and walks with you.  She reserves those for the one she is so into.

10. She will never share her emotions with you. She does not come to you to be the saviour of her problems. You aren't her superhero, and she will make it clear to you right from the beginning. But you were busy looking for signs from the Universe. Weren't you?

Oops! I did not mean to offend anyone.

5 comments:

Varun Singh on 8 Jan 2014, 08:22:00 said...

Loved this post, Sunaina :D
And, am pretty sure that many people (males) might have ended reading with a gloomy face :p

Sunaina on 8 Jan 2014, 16:41:00 said...

@Varun Singh: Thank you! :P

Ankith Kapadia on 9 Jan 2014, 03:22:00 said...

Haha nice one :D

U broke my heart though :(

anwesha on 9 Jan 2014, 03:32:00 said...

You're turning meaner with every post :P

Awesome post btw

Sunaina on 9 Jan 2014, 03:59:00 said...

@Anwesha: Haha, thanks! :P

 

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