Things that I do not want to
know or care about:
1)
The
story-line of Vampire Academy.
2)
Your
laptop configuration
3)
Your
vacation plans
4)
Your
annoying classmate’s annoying boyfriend’s not-so-annoying dog.
5)
Why
you did not have your break-fast.
6)
Why
you woke up late.
7)
Why your
boyfriend did not get a proper haircut
8)
Why
you loved Houseful. (Rolling eyes)
9)
The
reasons which you believe make you cool for using ‘mah’, bah’.
Duh!
10)The
story of your neighbour’s cat.
11)
The
reasons for your resentment towards Wake up Sid.
12)
Woes
of your internet connection
13)
Your
sister’s or brother’s or dog’s new hair colour
14)
The
recipe of the pie you made which was least edible
15)
The
reasons you state for not liking Jane Austen’s work
16)
Why
you liked ‘I Too had a Love Story’
17)
Why
you do not understand my nocturnal activities
18)
Why
you cannot give me peace
19)
Why
you spell ‘quarterly’ as ‘quaterly’ or 'loser' as 'looser'. [You have spell check, you know!]
20)Your
eternal love for Justin Bieber.


