The Twenty Things!

Things that I do not want to know or care about:

    1)   The story-line of Vampire Academy.

    2)   Your laptop configuration

    3)   Your vacation plans

    4)   Your annoying classmate’s annoying boyfriend’s not-so-annoying dog.

    5)   Why you did not have your break-fast.

    6)   Why you woke up late.

    7)   Why your boyfriend did not get a proper haircut

    8)   Why you loved Houseful. (Rolling eyes)

    9)   The reasons which you believe make you cool for using ‘mah’, bah’.

Duh!

   10)The story of your neighbour’s cat.

   11)   The reasons for your resentment towards Wake up Sid.

   12)   Woes of your internet connection

   13)   Your sister’s or brother’s or dog’s new hair colour

   14)   The recipe of the pie you made which was least edible

   15)   The reasons you state for not liking Jane Austen’s work

   16)   Why you liked ‘I Too had a Love Story’

   17)   Why you do not understand my nocturnal activities

   18)   Why you cannot give me peace

   19)   Why you spell ‘quarterly’ as ‘quaterly’ or 'loser' as 'looser'. [You have spell check, you know!]

   20)Your eternal love for Justin Bieber.