Tuesday, April 24, 2012

The Spam Bug!

By Sunaina Patnaik at Tuesday, April 24, 2012 23 comments

Every day I come back home from college and open my mailbox to check if I get any awesome mails or kickass updates. And yes, I do get and guess what? I get a mail from Coca Cola saying that I won $1 million in a lottery. And when the hell did I take part in this lottery? Well, God alone knows! Okay, okay I get that you are sending spam mails but hey, at least use some brains when you send them. 

You are online and blogging, a mail pops up. Some Anjali mails some random crap.

Hey Sunaina, call me as soon as you see this message. A lot to talk!”

Yeah, definitely! A lot to talk but who are you? And why do we have a lot to talk? But Anjali never understands that and mails me every single day. Poor soul!

And one fine evening, I get a weird mail from Aunt Rumana and it goes like this
“Dear Child,
How are you doing? It is great here in Ecuador. I know you terribly miss your uncle Brown after his demise and so, I have decided to help you to hold up.
I have sold all his property and transferred the money to your bank account.
May God bless you child.”

How generous of you Aunt Rumana, for transferring such awful lot of money of my non-existent uncle Brown to my non-existent bank account. I do not have a bank account but surely, I will create one and I am hoping to see the money then.

And the next day, I get a similar mail from Aunt Ayesha. I wonder why my parents never told me that we had relatives in Ecuador. Sweet life.

Obviously there is no end to this spam stupidity. Ask me why? Because my credit card number has been registered to win a blackberry torch mobile! Wow, how come I never got to know that I have a credit card? You get a lot of spam mails every day but once in a blue moon, you get that whopping message which would make your eyes pop out.

“Hi Sunaina,
You have been selected to work as a HR for TCS. Please send in your resume along with your details.
Raghu HR.”

I got this mail when I was in Engineering II year and of course, TCS is so sweet that they are making an eighteen year old teenager their HR without even having the resume. Great! Raghu HR, please do not tamper TCS’s name. I understand that you are the HR of your own spam mail company but pray, tell me why have you become an entrepreneur of a spam mail company?

Spam can be irritating but hey, I find them funny too. And with this, I abruptly end the post.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Dead and Gone!

By Sunaina Patnaik at Thursday, April 19, 2012 15 comments

No, I am not talking about any dead people. Relax! This post is about my rants! Hell, I know that we love reading rants. So, lets get going!

My friend circle has slipped from a massive number to an ideal number and this makes me feel better. I had to drag and throw away some people. This post is not about how I kicked them out. Or who they are. This post is about why I had to kick them out.

15 reasons why I kicked them out or kicked you out. (Trust ME, 15 is an understatement!)

1) You have turned into a certified douche-bag! Expletives are the first thing that come to my mind when somebody mentions your name.

2) You love Justin Beiber, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus and Selena whatever. Your playlist gives me jitters and makes me go eeew.

3) Hello opportunist! Yes, you, my dear foe. When you wanted to use people for your own good, why rant and talk crap about them?

4) "sup?" "just back from a movie." "With whom did you go?"
Why do you care with whom I went? Is that even a question that people ask?
Sane, normal people ask-"Which movie?"
Dumb, annoying people ask you the address of the theater, location of the wash-room in the theater, and I-don't-know-what!

5) You use 'mah' instead of 'my', 'bah' instead of 'by'. God, when will you realize that you annoy people so much that they would not mind feeding you to the dogs.

6) You tear my books. Even worse, you do not return them back and deny the fact that you ever borrowed it. Bloody liar!

Enough of 'you, you.' I will use 'they' now.

7) They have an identity crisis. Next time I see them, I am going to wish them like this---Hey Anonymous!

8) They forget everything.

9) They pretend. And pretend. And pretend some more.

10) You are a commoner. No goals, no ambitions. You want to be stagnant and boring.
You are such a waste of time.

11) Your Facebook account is voted as the most boring account. No activity, no pictures.
Oh okay there is a picture? Well, let me see.
Eeew! Is that a picture of some WWF member?

12) They look messy.

13) They do not read. They do not know what fun is.

14) You do not follow my blog. :|

15) Are you counting the points? What? I can't even rant?
I hate you too now!

Now that I've spread enough shit on people around me, I will have to go hide in some strange place for safety. ;-)

Friday, April 13, 2012


By Sunaina Patnaik at Friday, April 13, 2012 11 comments
It has been thirteen days since I have updated my blog and hell, it took me almost ten days to realize that writing a blog post on my most favourite thingy is the best thing to do. Yes, another picture post! And this time, I am updating a post on pictures of various places in Hyderabad.

Warning: Please do not expect pictures of Charminar as I haven't been to that place since I was in fifth grade. :-D

Okay anyway, the first picture is

The first thing that comes to our mind when anyone says Hyderabad is "The Hyderabadi Biriyani" and Paradise is all about yummy biriyani. I don't know if Charminar signifies Hyderabad or not but Paradise sure does.

This picture was taken in Durgam Cheruv.

Oh yes, the famous Buddha idol and ignore the clarity, my mobile couldn't do anything better. :-)

This picture was taken on one of the most hilarious days of my life. Apala and Asisha, remember?
Place: SR Nagar

I clicked this picture somewhere near Madinaguda, Hyderabad. And I love this picture. :-D
Whaaaaat? I can't love my own pictures?

The above and the below pictures were clicked at Safilguda Lake Park.

How much I love shopping and how much I adore Inorbit Mall. The following picture is a view of Inorbit Mall and iLabs(I guess) from Durgam Cheruv.

This picture was taken in December 2010.
Place: Pragati Nagar, Kukatpally.
I miss those days of trekking and fun! :-D

And with this, I come to an end of the post. I will probably come up with another post on pictures of Hyderabad after my photography excursions. :-)

Thursday, April 05, 2012

My second trip to Bangalore!

By Sunaina Patnaik at Thursday, April 05, 2012 9 comments
On 30-03-2012, I set off from Hyderabad to Bangalore for my GD-PI at Christ University, Bangalore. I was excited, and reluctant at the same time. This could be my first step away from home (Grrrr!! I hate thaaaat!) if I get selected. I promised myself that I would study in the bus but of course, I slept.

I woke up in the morning, got down the bus and saw some auto drivers fighting. A bad start! But hey a good Samaritan types auto wala dropped us. Yay!
Okay Okay, I'll leave all this gibberish aside.
So yeah, Christ University's campus is so beautiful that you cannot stop drooling over it. Everything about the university was good and all the rumours about the strict security guard weren't rumours after all. :-D

My GD, MP was a cake walk and I got selected for the PI. I dressed up like a cartoon (Read formals) and reached the college on time. I was very excited. No, I wasn't excited about the interview. I was excited because my brother said that he would take me to Commercial Street after the interview. Shopping! Bliss! What fun! :-)

My PI was taken by three modern era Hitlers, and I am glad I didn't act funny in spite of the "I-don't-know-what-and-why" questions hurled at me. After my interview, I was given an appy. :-D Hee-hee!!
And oh, did I already mention that I wrote a badass essay? :-P

And then off we went to Commercial Street. *Vroooooooooooom!* After a bit of ordinary shopping ( I didn't shop much), and an average amount of hogging, we went home. I spent the whole evening with my little cousin Rajeev and got into the bus at 8:30 to come back to Hyderabad. It was 9:30 when I got a message from Christ University and it said that my application status has been updated. I opened my laptop, was nervous, and helloooo, I got selected. Yay!

I didn't click many pictures. But the below picture is of my bag, I clicked this when I was waiting for my brother.

I totally love my bag.

P.S I got a chipmunk...

P.P.S I got a superman tee too. Wuhoo! :-)

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