Dead and Gone!

No, I am not talking about any dead people. Relax! This post is about my rants! Hell, I know that we love reading rants. So, lets get going!

My friend circle has slipped from a massive number to an ideal number and this makes me feel better. I had to drag and throw away some people. This post is not about how I kicked them out. Or who they are. This post is about why I had to kick them out.

15 reasons why I kicked them out or kicked you out. (Trust ME, 15 is an understatement!)

1) You have turned into a certified douche-bag! Expletives are the first thing that come to my mind when somebody mentions your name.

2) You love Justin Beiber, Jonas Brothers, Miley Cyrus and Selena whatever. Your playlist gives me jitters and makes me go eeew.

3) Hello opportunist! Yes, you, my dear foe. When you wanted to use people for your own good, why rant and talk crap about them?
GET A LIFE!

4) "sup?" "just back from a movie." "With whom did you go?"
Why do you care with whom I went? Is that even a question that people ask?
Sane, normal people ask-"Which movie?"
Dumb, annoying people ask you the address of the theater, location of the wash-room in the theater, and I-don't-know-what!

5) You use 'mah' instead of 'my', 'bah' instead of 'by'. God, when will you realize that you annoy people so much that they would not mind feeding you to the dogs.

6) You tear my books. Even worse, you do not return them back and deny the fact that you ever borrowed it. Bloody liar!

Enough of 'you, you.' I will use 'they' now.

7) They have an identity crisis. Next time I see them, I am going to wish them like this---Hey Anonymous!

8) They forget everything.

9) They pretend. And pretend. And pretend some more.

10) You are a commoner. No goals, no ambitions. You want to be stagnant and boring.
You are such a waste of time.

11) Your Facebook account is voted as the most boring account. No activity, no pictures.
Oh okay there is a picture? Well, let me see.
Eeew! Is that a picture of some WWF member?

12) They look messy.

13) They do not read. They do not know what fun is.

14) You do not follow my blog. :|

15) Are you counting the points? What? I can't even rant?
I hate you too now!


Now that I've spread enough shit on people around me, I will have to go hide in some strange place for safety. ;-)

10 Types of Annoying People! :-D

Annoying people are found at every nook and corner of the Earth. If you hate a person, it is obvious that anything related to that person is quite annoying and yes, you have annoying moments too. (Like now, I've been writing this smartass piece of post and my lecturer yells at me, "Roll no 6, what are you writing?")
But these 10 types of annoying people are hated by all the sensible people and hell, they are found everywhere.

NOTE: If you don't find these people annoying, then I won't be much surprised to find you in the list. I digress.

And now, Voila! Let's get started.....

1) I absolutely loathe people who stain the books with oil marks or set wet glasses on them. Also, there are few idiots who have brains similar to that of Hrithik Roshan in Koi Mil Gaya and put chewing gums in the books. Why, for crying out loud, you need chewing gums in the books?

2) This set of people are those wonderful specimens who have accepted plagiarism as a way of their life. *Sigh!*

3) This set of people are hated by the entire bookworm fraternity. These people lose your books and blatantly lie that they have returned them back. How simple, right? Dirty leeches.

4) Gluttons! Yes, they happily snatch your lunch box, gobble up every crumb, and lick your box. Eew, how gross!

5) Precocious Nerds! Now these set of kids are hated by all the students. They remind teachers of tests, assignments, attendance etc. What the heck? Just because they have completed their damned work, it doesn't mean that they leap out of their benches and climb onto the teachers. (Not literally, though!)
I know, I know, they have a pea sized brain and don't really multi-task like us. They aren't creative and hence are so jobless. :-/

6) This set of people are hated by me and my friend Asisha. (If they have other haters too, then hi-fi mates ;-) )

SPOTLIGHT: [Tadaaaan] Yes, they are those a little-too-big immature twerps who wear zoo-zoo T-shirts, buy zoo-zoo bags, key-chains and pretend asiff zoo-zoo is a contemporary Spongebob.

7) People with fake accent.
Seriously, get a life guys!

8) This set doesn't need much description, we are well familiar with them: Oh yes, these are the lecturers who compare classrooms with fish markets.
Fish markets? Seriously?
Since how many generations are the teachers using this?

9) This set consists of only one person: SALMAN KHAN.
I do not like him a tiny bit.


10) Metal Heads! Oh hell, dear metal heads, you've made it to my list of annoying people. I hate your gibberish lyrics, which anyway cannot be deciphered with your music. And no, you aren't true Rock Music fans and Kurt Cobain would never have approved of you. Never!
And if you are a metal head, then I am really sorry but I meant PURE OFFENCE.
                                              "In your face, fellas!"