Which Hot Guy Do You Deserve For Christmas?

“I never assume anything. I anticipate the possibilities and allow my imagination to create the future." - Lionel Suggs

Yes, you have read that right.

No, I am not giving out any predictions. That is not my oyster.

Let me explain you what I have been doing.

Last night, I was killing time on the internet when I came across this utterly ridiculous quiz on Buzzfeed. Who plays these stupid quizzes anyway? I have always found them twisted beyond human comprehension. How could they be true? I mean all you do is answer some stupid questions half heartedly, and they just predict your future? And sometimes, the results come true. 

Each time I see people sharing the results of the quizzes of the like on the social media, I find it hilarious. I mean, I played it as well, but I did not go and share it on the social media.

I took it to a whole new level and posted it on my blog. Neat!

Anyway.

I took the quiz because I had nothing better to do last night. Or maybe I took it because its feature image had Ryan Gosling.

I did not get Ryan Gosling. Of course!

I got Chris Hemsworth.

The result said, "Chris Hemsworth emerged into the world like a true bolt of lightning on Aug. 11, 1983, making him a fierce Leo next to your free-spirited Gemini. You'll be an extravagant couple wherever you go. ;)"

I mean, what is that? Just what is that? A Gemini woman and a Leo man? I see this prediction everywhere on the face of earth, and you have no clue how inordinately disappointed Gemini women are. 

Because Leo men, as much as smart they are, they falter to understand even the most simplest gestures from the Gemini women. And you know what baffles me, Gemini women aren't subtle even in the smallest of their gestures. You can take my word for it.

Or, there is another side to the coin. They understand every tiny thing we say yet decide to remain aloof. Quintessential Leo!

I am confused.

You know what? I do not need any hot guy for Christmas. 

I will settle down for a buffet at my favourite restaurant. And go home and watch an Ashton Kutcher's movie. 

And oh, by the way, you can take the quiz by clicking on the following link:

Which Hot Guy Do You Deserve For Christmas?

Just let me know if you get Ryan Gosling, okay? Because, a Leo man? I just can't even! 

Sigh!

Happily Ever After Is A Fallacy!

“World peace, true love, and happily-ever-afters amount to wasted wishes, failed endeavors, and most precious dreams.” 
― Richelle E. Goodrich

Happily Ever After! What an overrated thing in the romantic comedies! I love romantic comedies, and notice the man and the woman end up living happily ever after. I mean, let us take Notting Hill, for instance. Beautiful movie, any day. But hello? Julia Roberts and Hugh Grant hail from two contrasting backgrounds, defy gravity, and yet manage to get back together in the end. Ask me how? That, my friend, is love. BULLSHIT!

All of us grew up reading these fairy-tales, watching Disney movies, an awfully high dosage of romantic comedies, all those classic love stories taking place in palatial mansions and we feed ourselves so much on these imbecile things that we assume love to be all velvet cup-cakes, sun-flowers and all the stupid things that come along with it. Of course, when we face the reality, we feel empty. Empty is still an understatement. It feels like you have been cheated. You know, like Disney cheated on you. Like, Grimm's Fairy Tales cheated on you. You want to hold on to that Cinderella dream but it happens in fiction only. If reality is SO cacophonous, why on Earth, were we fed the velvet cup-cake fantasy since childhood?

Let me be honest. Disney stories are stupid. Twilight is a disease. Ashton Kutcher is horrible in spite of being cute. Karan Johar's movies add up to your misery in the years to come. Jerry Maguire is hopeless. If there is any shred of reality to life, it is in Sarkar and Sarkar Raj because that is all I seem to watch on the television these days. 

I am not sure why love is an epidemic. Everywhere! This four letter word, why does it make the world go round, and round and yes, you get the drift, round. It is just that life would have been simpler if the world revolved around globalization, economy, and you know, things on which we could work and make the world a better place to live in. Basically, not the hopeless things. Yes, I just called love a hopeless thing. You sweet, adorable lovers, go on, sue me.

Alright now, who doesn't want the Hugh Grant-Julia Roberts story? Everyone does. We all believe in love and its grandeur. We all want a Happily Ever After. We deny it but we want it. But it is a fallacy. It is fictitious. No, don't you dare contradict me. 

Prince Charming, Happily Ever After, The One, Your Truly, The Soulmate, Made For Each Other? Someone, come kill me. These things aren't real. Disney cheated you and made a fortune, kid. Get over Disney and majorly, get over romantic comedies. 

This is just a self destruction and trust me, happily ever after is just a fallacy. 

Do not fall for it.